yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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