My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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