Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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