Have you finally orgasmed yet?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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