So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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