I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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