hotel room ftw
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
