They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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