Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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