did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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