Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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