Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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