Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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