question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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