How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's shark week go big or go home
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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