All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bring money and cleavage
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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