Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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