it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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