Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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