after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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