It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I want her autograph on my taint
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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