ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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