Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
