She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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