Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wanna go halves on a baby?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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