hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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