school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
