'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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