Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So much rum. So many feels.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
