I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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