So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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