A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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