i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Randomize
