How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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