So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
The ass gains better be worth it
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