Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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