I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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