Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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