Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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