i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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