I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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