i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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