I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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