No, you can still breathe under the balls.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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