super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
