It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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