Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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