Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize