Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also, beer. Big fan.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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