she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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