You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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